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There is a cat. He is a very curious cat, and has managed to escape the human slave that he owns, by waiting until the kid fell asleep and toddling off. Easy, really. One might question his motivations, but his actions clear: he's moving right in to the Boss' room.

All he keeps hearing when they say his name is 'tuna'. Nobody gives him tuna. So this boy is going to produce it.

Or else.

He settles on Tsuna's chest and swishes his tail, bringing his nose close and staring.

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Now, really, Tsuna liked sleeping. He wasn't the type of kid to oversleep but he liked his rest! But as he was of a easily-disturbed sort of personality, he was also a very light sleeper, so when that pressure settled on his chest, wide, brown eyes slowly crack open. He breathes in, letting the terror settle in.

Ohgod there is something on my chest it's going to kill me i'm going to di-- oh wait, it was just a cat. A cat. He breathes a sigh of relief, disregarding the killing intent in that cat's eyes as he very carefully brings his hand out from under his covers, attempting to pet it.

So very. Trusting.

Oh, no, the one who's hiding the tuna doesn't get to touch him~. He needs a warning, that's what he needs, and Uri's going to give him that. Before that hand can even get near his fur?

In the absence of one tuna, the other is being bit very hard.

:D.

OW ow ow ow ow ow.

In fact, Tsuna voices this strike of pain with a loud shriek, almost girlish in volume and tenor, but he forces a grin through it all, after the initial shock. Okay, just a very violent cat.

"Hi there," he starts off, "Nice kitty."

Uri narrows his eyes at Tsuna, and does not remove his teeth from the hand. It's a look that quite clearly says 'give me what I want, or I can be nicer'.

He's got maybe two seconds before That Other Human runs in because of the -- oh, there he is, looking more than a little flipped. "Tsuna-what's-wrong-what-happened-are-you-dying-are- "

Gokudera stop then, and sees the cat.

His face pretty much says: ohshit.

Aha, ahaha. Ahahaha. Tsuna puts his other hand to his hair, "Ah, Gokudera-kun," he starts off, trying to move the other, trapped hand as little as possible. "I think he wants something..." the hyper-intuition came in handy, so far as translating a look from a cat into something like, well, he looks pretty hungry, considering my hand might turn into lunch!

"C-could you please, ah, do something, ah, about it...?" Just the nervous little whimper he gives, coupled with the smile that speaks clearly about his mindset. Which is. Calm, but a little afraid, which might turn into a lot afraid.

"Leave him the fuck alone, damned cat," Gokudera says. "He ain't got any food, and I'm not giving you any, either."

Oh, look. Now the bomb-boy's face is the victim now. Scratch-scratch scraaattcch before hanging onto the top of his head with all claws out.

Trying to punch a cat really doesn't work. At least his own scream is more manly than the Tenth's.

...slightly.

kjljghk;h WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DO THAT

Tsuna never gets any rest or respite from struggling, and now he feels worse for letting Gokudera get into it. He asked him to do something, and then that happens! This really isn't turning out to be a good day, but he gets up to try and help, reaching for Gokudera's head and the cat, the cat!

"M-maybe we should feed him or something...."

Hey, the tuna-boy gets it! Uri jumps over to him, without violence this time, just settling on his head in such a way that the boy will have to walk. very. carefully.

"Not gonna feed that cat a da -- " he trails off, and realizes this is Tsuna, and he shouldn't be contradicting him :O :O :O! "Um, there's the - k-kitchen?"

"Then let's go, Gokudera-kun. He seems very smart!" He smiles honestly, complimenting the other with that, even looking up to the cat, or trying to without upsetting it. He slowly starts making his way, trying to keep from his usual tremble.

"Is he yours?"

Pffft. A second ago, Gokudera had been glaring at the cat; now, he's got to try to look like his fond smile for the Boss is one for that... thing.

"He's my box animal. Figured him out earlier."

"Ah, I see. Does he have a name?" Tsuna looks up to Gokudera, moving to the kitchen. He starts looking around, staring things down and trying not to move his head around so much, which, combined with his size, didn't work out too well, but he tried!

"Mmm, what do cats like..." He thought, closing his eyes, "Fish, right? ...I don't want to use up a lot, considering our supplies... They said they were limited, but I think a little, at least, could help him?"

"Uri," Gokudera says. "He pretty much eats anything and everything. You could give the guy cardboard and he'd shred it."

What a creep.

"Uri. It's a cute name." He smiles, looking up to the cat on his head, very carefully. Just the confident smile there, the trust being placed in that cat. Oh god don't claw him please. Maybe a little scared... >__>;

"Yeah, but I... I don't think he would want something like that. He's still your cat, right, though, so I shouldn't tell you how to feed him."

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